auxiliarenenfermeria

WONDERCATS

2019-02-05T06:50:58-12:00

Vendor: Shorts
Type: Classic Fit
Price: 25.00

wonder... Wonder… WONDERCATS*! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Because of various international copyright and trademark considerations, our lawyers have advised us that we can’t call this print what we’d like to call this print, which may or may not have something to do with a certain 1980’s cartoon show featuring a pack of warrior felines named after a particular meteorological phenomenon.

Anyway, now that that’s out of the way, check out these slick jungle cat shorts featuring black panthers and terror-rific tigers. If you’re looking for a cool, eye-catching pattern in an understated color, you better pounce on a pair of these bad boys and toss them in your cart.

Catch a pair of Wondercats shorts by the tail today!

FEATURES & FIT

- Size runs small! Scroll down to see our size chart!
- 10 inch inseam
- Relaxed fit designed for everyday comfort
- Two side pockets
- Two back pockets
- Zipper fly with button closure
- Fun Unique Wild Cats Tiger Jaguar Leopard All Over Print in Army Green
- And an extra button inside your shorts. It serves a purpose beyond making you wait longer to pee. It smooths your shorts and prevents zipper 'mishaps', too!

Fabric: 98% Cotton, 2% Elastane
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

THESE SHORTS REALLY TIE THE ROOM TOGETHER

2018-04-18T15:01:59-12:00

Vendor: Shorts
Type: Classic Fit
Price: 22.00

Dude. These shorts may be over the line, but don’t mark ‘em zero. I mean, we like them a lot, but, well, you know, that’s just, like, our opinion, man.

These shorts abide. Put them in your cart today, and then give us ze money, Lebowski.

FEATURES & FIT

- Size runs small! Scroll down to see our size chart!
- 10 inch inseam
- Relaxed fit designed for everyday comfort
- Two side pockets
- Two back pockets
- Zipper fly with button closure
- And an extra button inside your shorts. It serves a purpose beyond making you wait longer to pee. It smooths your shorts and prevents zipper 'mishaps', too!

Fabric: 98% Cotton, 2% Elastane
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

GREEN LEAF

2018-04-18T15:01:59-12:00

Vendor: Shorts
Type: Classic Fit
Price: 22.00

They say geniuses choose green. One thing’s for sure: You’ll be looking smart af in these fun jungly-good classic fit shorts.

You’ll be wearing green, but they’ll be green with envy. These shorts and your cart should meet. Don’t you think?

FEATURES & FIT

- Size runs small! Scroll down to see our size chart!
- 10 inch inseam
- Relaxed fit designed for everyday comfort
- Two side pockets
- Two back pockets
- Zipper fly with button closure
- And an extra button inside your shorts. It serves a purpose beyond making you wait longer to pee. It smooths your shorts and prevents zipper 'mishaps', too!

Fabric: 98% Cotton, 2% Elastane
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

BEYOND THE GRAY PALMS

2018-04-18T15:01:58-12:00

Vendor: Shorts
Type: Classic Fit
Price: 22.00

Let’s face it: Sometimes you just feel like blending in a bit on a gray day. These grey and white palm tree shorts are built for comfort, and will let you get into the mix and still relax.

These are the ideal shorts for low-key days. Slide ‘em in your cart and then slide ‘em on.

FEATURES & FIT

- Size runs small! Scroll down to see our size chart!
- 10 inch inseam
- Relaxed fit designed for everyday comfort
- Two side pockets
- Two back pockets
- Zipper fly with button closure
- And an extra button inside your shorts. It serves a purpose beyond making you wait longer to pee. It smooths your shorts and prevents zipper 'mishaps', too!

Fabric: 98% Cotton, 2% Elastane
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

UPPER CLASS CHIRP OF THE YEAR

2018-04-18T15:01:57-12:00

Vendor: Shorts
Type: Classic Fit
Price: 25.00

Yeah, these birds may be upper class, but they have some bad attitudes. Just look at the way they’re giving us side-eye right now.

Guess you can’t buy good manners. But you can buy fun classic fit shorts. 😉

FEATURES & FIT

- Size runs small! Scroll down to see our size chart!
- 10 inch inseam
- Relaxed fit designed for everyday comfort
- Two side pockets
- Two back pockets
- Zipper fly with button closure
- And an extra button inside your shorts. It serves a purpose beyond making you wait longer to pee. It smooths your shorts and prevents zipper 'mishaps', too!

Fabric: 98% Cotton, 2% Elastane
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

GET LEID

2018-04-18T15:01:56-12:00

Vendor: Shorts
Type: Classic Fit
Price: 25.00

Ready to get leid? You’ll have to go to Hawaii for that... BUT while you’re there, you’ll want some sweet island-style shorts to help you enjoy the vibes.

Let these shorts get you into a tropical spirit. Kick it with the toucan. Put ‘em in the cart.

FEATURES & FIT

- Size runs small! Scroll down to see our size chart!
- 10 inch inseam
- Relaxed fit designed for everyday comfort
- Two side pockets
- Two back pockets
- Zipper fly with button closure
- And an extra button inside your shorts. It serves a purpose beyond making you wait longer to pee. It smooths your shorts and prevents zipper 'mishaps', too!

Fabric: 98% Cotton, 2% Elastane
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

OCTOPOD 3D

2018-04-18T15:01:54-12:00

Vendor: Shorts
Type: Classic Fit
Price: 25.00

This print is proudly presented to you in OCTOPOD 3D 🐙! Now, just put on your patented blue and red Octopod 3D glasses and you’ll be whisked away to a magical undersea world you experience in all three dimensions.

Don’t have your glasses? Try the nearest aquarium for similar effect. Oh, and add these bad boys to your cart!

FEATURES & FIT

- Size runs small! Scroll down to see our size chart!
- 10 inch inseam
- Relaxed fit designed for everyday comfort
- Two side pockets
- Two back pockets
- Zipper fly with button closure
- And an extra button inside your shorts. It serves a purpose beyond making you wait longer to pee. It smooths your shorts and prevents zipper 'mishaps', too!

Fabric: 98% Cotton, 2% Elastane
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

CERULEAN SHARKS

2018-04-18T15:01:53-12:00

Vendor: Shorts
Type: Classic Fit
Price: 25.00

These aren’t great white sharks. They’re great blue sharks. In fact, the particular shade of blue they are is cerulean. (Or at least that’s what we’re saying for the sake of alliteration.)

They’re blue, so you don’t have to be! Grab a school of Cerulean Sharks for yourself today.

FEATURES & FIT

- Size runs small! Scroll down to see our size chart!
- 10 inch inseam
- Relaxed fit designed for everyday comfort
- Two side pockets
- Two back pockets
- Zipper fly with button closure
- And an extra button inside your shorts. It serves a purpose beyond making you wait longer to pee. It smooths your shorts and prevents zipper 'mishaps', too!

Fabric: 98% Cotton, 2% Elastane
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

ENTER THE DRAGON

2017-09-11T17:09:40-12:00

Vendor: Shorts
Type: Classic Fit
Price: 20.00

Facts about dragons:

Dragons are highly intelligent
Dragons live in caves
Dragons love to hoard treasure
Shorts featuring dragons are badass!

No matter where in the world you are, people love dragons. Grab yourself a pair of these hot dragon shorts and they’ll love you too!

FEATURES & FIT

- Size runs small! Scroll down to see our size chart!
- 10 inch inseam
- Relaxed fit designed for everyday comfort
- Two side pockets
- Two back pockets
- Zipper fly with button closure
- And an extra button inside your shorts. It serves a purpose beyond making you wait longer to pee. It smooths your shorts and prevents zipper 'mishaps', too!

Limited Edition: Only a total of 108 pairs made in this print!
Fabric: 98% Cotton, 2% Elastane
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

FRIGID JUNGLE

2017-09-11T17:09:40-12:00

Vendor: Shorts
Type: Classic Fit
Price: 25.00

The Jungle: A hot place right? Not this one. When you’re in this chill jungle, you never break a sweat. You’re cool, calm and ready to attack anything thrown in front of you.

FEATURES & FIT

- Size runs small! Scroll down to see our size chart!
- 10 inch inseam
- Relaxed fit designed for everyday comfort
- Two side pockets
- Two back pockets
- Zipper fly with button closure
- And an extra button inside your shorts. It serves a purpose beyond making you wait longer to pee. It smooths your shorts and prevents zipper 'mishaps', too!

Limited Edition: Only 99 Pairs made in this print!

Fabric: 100% Linen/ Cotton
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

LEMURS IN TREEMURS

2017-09-11T17:09:40-12:00

Vendor: Shorts
Type: Classic Fit
Price: 15.00

“What the heck are those things?” That’s what we asked when we first found this print. Turns out they’re lemurs. Lemurs in tree… murs.

Add these linen shorts to your squad today! #MySquadIsLemurThanYours

FEATURES & FIT

- Size runs small! Scroll down to see our size chart!
- 10 inch inseam
- Relaxed fit designed for everyday comfort
- Two side pockets
- Two back pockets
- Zipper fly with button closure
- And an extra button inside your shorts. It serves a purpose beyond making you wait longer to pee. It smooths your shorts and prevents zipper 'mishaps', too!

Fabric: 100% Linen/Cotton
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

HUBBA HULA

2017-09-11T17:09:40-12:00

Vendor: Shorts
Type: Classic Fit
Price: 25.00

These auxiliarenenfermeria hula girls ain’t no Don hos! These are the kind of classy hula dancers that you can take home to Mother.

FEATURES & FIT

- Size runs small! Scroll down to see our size chart!
- 10 inch inseam
- Relaxed fit designed for everyday comfort
- Two side pockets
- Two back pockets
- Zipper fly with button closure
- And an extra button inside your shorts. It serves a purpose beyond making you wait longer to pee. It smooths your shorts and prevents zipper 'mishaps', too!

Fabric: 98% Cotton, 2% Elastane
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low